I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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