all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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