That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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