based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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