Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
