just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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