Pappa wants mamma naked
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Randomize
