yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
birth control should be required to get into college
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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