I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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