He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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