Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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