Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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