is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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