Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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