so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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