Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Randomize