i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
Nicole vs. Life
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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