Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
We are all done wearing pants today
These tits shall not be calmed
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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