Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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