Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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