I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
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