Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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