HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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