im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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