Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize