We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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