I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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