Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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