great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
