All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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