for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
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