That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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