i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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