Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
