You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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