respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize