You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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