I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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