question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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