I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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