Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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