Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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