what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
