): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
