i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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