Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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