so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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