i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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