Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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