but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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