Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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