i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
As shirtless as possible
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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