This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
