i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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