Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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