I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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