So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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