I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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